Murphy's laws, page 78
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
When replacing a woodwind pad, all available pads will be the wrong size.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers