Murphy's laws, page 76
1793 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about past
If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, children, bad luck, bad, day
If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
When counting the children in a group, there's always one missing.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, numbers, rightness
Alarm clocks can make the most passive of us fall into a violent rage.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
If the preservation vial is not lost, the culture is not viable.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about culture