The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck
You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, day, time
The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about use
If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about self-control, use
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, night
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.