Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.
We are no more than God's curiosity about himself.
In my house I am the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
God gave man two ears, but only one mouth, that he might hear twice as much as he speaks.
Childish, the mind taught me all the stupid things from the world!
God does not belong to any religion, but to every man, so anyone could know him.
Everyone is part of what is man in general because only together we can be the man that we aspire to be.
Inventing is a combination of brains and materials. The more brains you use, the less material you need.
It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world.
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress.
No one would have crossed the ocean if he could have gotten off the ship in the storm.
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
A person must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere.
A problem well started is a problem half solved.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
My father taught me two things about bills; always query them and never pay till you have no alternative.
I have recently taken up two new sports: roller skating and ankle spraining, in that order. I am getting quite good at both.
You should never have your best trousers on when you go out and fight for freedom and truth.
If at first you do not succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Life's all about clearing hurdles.
Life, you know is rather like opening a tin of sardines. We are all of us looking for the key.
There are few things in this world more reassuring than an unhappy lottery winner.
We are grains of sand resting along the shore. Waiting to be washed away till there is no more.
There has never been a great athelete who died not knowing what pain is.
The internet is still a technology in search of a strategy.
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can he see clearly.