Murphy's laws, page 79
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music
Secretaries always interrupt rehearsal when concentration levels are at their peak.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about concentration
After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, day
If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name, being
At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music