If it is not the same player, there will be no name in the folder.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name
Even if everything is explained perfectly, there will still be a question.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about question
There will be one video camera for every three beginning musicians.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about beginning
A conductor's hearing loss is directly proportional to how many percussionists are started each year.
If there are two ways to spell a name, the wrong one will be selected.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name, bad
The percussion section always sounds loudest where the judges are sitting. It cannot be heard from the podiumQuote by Edward A. Murphy about judges
Clarinet squeaks always occur in the most exposed sections of the music.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music
At least one section of the music which sounded perfect in rehearsal will go haywire.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, perfection
Give a strongly-worded lecture about punctuality and you will be late to the next performance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about punctuality
When in doubt, blame problems on the previous conductor.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, problems
After a concert, parents rave about the pop selection played and say nothing about the test piece.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, parents, nothing
The conductor had explicitly given a speech about turning them off the day before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day