Murphy's laws, page 82
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Remember the entire country is hostile. Trees will bend to swallow your bullets, while enemies can shoot through entire forests.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, country
Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, old, olderness
If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about leadership, good, good luck
After spending five minutes hunting down the last enemy, he'll flee the sector.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
No matter how good your lock picking expert gets, the locks get better.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck
There are only very few people with less of a grasp on tactics than your enemies. Your militiamen are some of them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, people
The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, work
Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't moving, but everyone has a different theory.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love