Keys dropped near an open elevator door will always fall down the crack.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, fall
The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation
If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destiny, bad
The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, use, work
When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games
If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself (take many laws from this site into account, though not this one ahem.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, name
If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, holidays, suffering, time
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, experience
Whenever you need a crucial file from the server, the network will be down.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need
No matter how many carts you have, you will always have the urge to build just one more.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The uniform you have to wear comes in two sizes small and pinches things.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, things
For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be six who want to play alto sax.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music
Brittany Murphy... who knows if she's going to be around. Kirsten Dunst, I think she's really boring. Reese Witherspoon? She can open a movie.Quote by Jackie Collins