Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things
A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brains.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life
A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he ownsQuote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, people
A person who writes a law has never experienced it before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, people
In view of the current work-load, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, end, work
In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, people
A heavy frozen roast, stored on a freezer shelf, 5 feet from the ground, will fall on the most vulnerable toe available.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
The Voice of Experience never speaks up until it's too late.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about voice, experience
When sitting in the audience watching a sport event among 60.000 other spectators, the only time you pick your nose, you are on national TV.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about events, sport, time