You need something the most, only after you realize you've permanently lost it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Spending enough time and money, all human behavior can be psychologically explained.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, human imperfections, time
Everything gets worse with time except the wine. And this one, no always.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wine, time
History is much like an endless waltz. the three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about revolution, peace, history, war
When you believe you have seen the utmost of one's stupidity they never cease to amaze you and go one step further.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity
Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, bad luck, heart, bad, life
When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about affair, love
Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, parents, common sense, sense
A web page is only a page until its printed. Then it can be any number of pages.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers
What is written) history, the last kick of the victor in the pants of the defeated.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about history
If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad, rightness, being, time
Whenever you don't want to do something, is exactly when it needs to be done.Quote by Edward A. Murphy