The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being, time
The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, being, time
If it is absolutely important that players do not use meta-game knowledge, they will.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, knowledge, use
The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, time
The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the importance of the battle.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack
Any and all jokes will be misunderstood as insults, clues, or just plain missed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about insults
Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, ability
When the players are up against the main enemy, they will instantaneously kill him with one lucky shot.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
The last man entering an elevator going up goes to the lowest floor.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man
The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, numbers, work
A man who walks through the turnstiles backwards going to Bangkok.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man
The squeakiness of floorboards is directly proportional to the need to remain unnoticed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Give a controversial, immoral issue, enough leeway in mainstream society, it will become the norm.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about society