The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
A plea for justice is often a claim for injustice in one's own favor.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about injustice, justice
When dinner is on time, your spouse is late. When dinner is late, your spouse is on time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people
If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people
Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
Skeptics are blessed with ignorance, while pessimists are cursed with knowledge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about ignorance, knowledge
Having is not always as pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical but I have observed it to be true.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things
When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.Quote by Edward A. Murphy