Murphy's laws, page 89
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
During the course of any endeavor you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
Lube something good and it only gets better, lube something bad and it only gets worse.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, good, good luck
To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word
Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, but those sent by accident always attack white clothes.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, clothes
Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing
Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about reason
The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
The only people less likely to follow your advice than those who receive it unsolicited are those who ask for it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, people
If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, happiness, worry
If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems
When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, bad luck, good luck, time
Good luck is inversely proportional to good timing.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, bad luck, good
The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, things
The first thing to break down is the irreparable one.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction, things
Keys dropped near an open elevator door will always fall down the crack.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, fall