Murphy's laws, page 86
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic
The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking
Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman, chance, man
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea
Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, good, good luck
If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about duty
If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being
Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things