When dinner is on time, your spouse is late. When dinner is late, your spouse is on time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people
If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people
Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
Skeptics are blessed with ignorance, while pessimists are cursed with knowledge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about ignorance, knowledge
Having is not always as pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical but I have observed it to be true.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things
The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man
Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad