With age all BP shooters will have large nipples that sag.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, age, olderness
All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, ability
There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work
Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad luck, real estate, bad
If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad
Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things
Don’t ever kiss another cowboys horse, he will not like it and they tend to kick.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, kiss
After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end
Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother
All cowboys like to gamble, even when they know they can’t win.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, city, money
In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, numbers