You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, wife, failure, time
The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more 2 SS checks.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate
No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, experience, time
Gun carts are addictive, the only known cure is to build a factory and hire help for the mass production of your last and perfect cart.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, help, perfection
No matter how wide the tread and how big the tires, your cart will tip over at Tin Star Ranch.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, celebrity
Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man
If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, light, use, time
Modern day cowboys really don’t roll their own, think about it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, day
The cost of new CB equipment will always equal your checking account balance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you ask the cost of playing CAS you probably can’t afford it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home
All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action
If used, sun block will always get into your eyes while shooting the longest and most difficult stage.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, sun, eyes
Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, rightness, work
If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body
If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body