If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, body
When the above happens the cowboy will always try and load it anyway.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad
45 long Colts will go thru the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, man
Screws on a Winchester that are over stressed will always strip out.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, purpose, work
Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time
A 42 inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48 inch waist.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall
All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, nature