Murphy's laws, page 13
1793 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad luck, bad
If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, fire, fire brigade, rightness, things, face
Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
Things are never as good as they are bad.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, good, good luck
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction