Murphy's laws, page 12
1793 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, perfection, things
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face
A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about example, fall
The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about value
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order, need
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck, life
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people