Firemen uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, fire
If you can't remember, you left the film at home.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home, film
When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, money, need
A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, bad luck, bad
If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dark, bad
A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, love
Films that are not available on video are the ones you want to see.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about film
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, bad, nature, nothing
Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about research
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible