Quotes about Commerce by Edward A. Murphy, page 3
103 quotes about Commerce by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?.
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Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
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An acceptable level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
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All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
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The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.
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When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.
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The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.
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Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.
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If you have a little extra money to blow, something will break, and cost more than that little extra.
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If you don't want it, there is plenty of it; If you really need it, they're all out of it.
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The more you like a product, the more likely it will be discontinued.
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