Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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Quotes about Commerce by Edward A. Murphy
103 quotes about Commerce by Edward A. Murphy
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When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
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Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.
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No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.
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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.
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A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
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It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do.
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After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
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