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Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.

Quote by Bill Gates about human imperfections

The number of open service windows at banks, post offices, airline counters, etc... always equals [n/2 - m], n being the total number of windows and m being a random number between 1 and the total number of windows minus 1.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, numbers, bankers, being

Truth, justice, knowledge – windows, windows... such a...

Truth, justice, knowledge – windows, windows... such a need for Sun!

Quote by Mariana Fulger about truth, sun, justice, knowledge, need

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won't come in.

Quote by Alan Alda about opinion, light, world

These people live again in print as intensely as when their images were captured on old dry plates of sixty years ago... I am walking in their alleys, standing in their rooms and sheds and workshops, looking in and out of their windows. Any they...

Quote by Ansel Adams about opinion, old, olderness, people

People everywhere love Windows.

People everywhere love Windows.

Quote by Bill Gates about love, people

What we're really after is simply that people acquire a legal license for Windows for each computer they own before they move on to Linux or Sun Solaris or BSD or OS/2 or whatever.

Quote by Bill Gates about sun, people

Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from over mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering are the keys to all windows, without them, there is no way of life.

Quote by Angelina Jolie about pain, suffering, rightness, life

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into...

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.

Quote by Sydney Harris about education, purpose

Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have...

Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, stability, limits, faith, stupidity, animals, human imperfections, people

75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS...

75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are...

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, real estate, irony, contentment

It’s a lovely looking little thing with a stylish nose and tapering windows. I think you would feel fairly pleased to have one sitting on your drive.

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about cars, things, contentment

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