Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson

7 quotes by Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson - english broadcaster and journalist

Also called: Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson.

Was born on 11 apr 1960.

Origin country: United Kingdom

To buy this car you must decide that what you really want is something that’s not quite as good as a Golf. Except for a couple of things. The way it feels and the way it looks. If these are important to you, try one. You might like it. I did

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about cars, couple, commerce, things, good, good luck

It’s a lovely looking little thing with a stylish nose and tapering windows. I think you would feel fairly pleased to have one sitting on your drive.

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about cars, things

I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: "Can we borrow yours? " and he said, "Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about cars, things

Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming...

Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you.

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about speed

There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about pasion, things

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and...

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't you? About Alfa Romeo.

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about cars, nothing

I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of...

I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about cars, god

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