If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade
The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, hierarchy, self-control
The seriousness of a wound in a fire-fight is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fight, fire, fire brigade
The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight
The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer, is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, numbers, law, being
The number of years on the job is directly proportional to your waist line.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, numbers
The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, weather, numbers, bad luck, bad, people
The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, time
The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, body
The self-importance of a Deputy Captain is inversely proportional to his actual importance in the chain of command.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, self-control
The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, hierarchy, self-control
The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, numbers, people
The absurdity of the suggestion is directly proportional to the distance from the bedside.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The amount of clean linen available is inversely proportional to your immediate needs.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
In any accident, the degree of injury suffered by a patient is inversely proportional to the amount and volume of agonized screaming produced by that patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work
The magnitude of the goof is in direct proportion to the cost of the fabric.Quote by Edward A. Murphy