The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, value
The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, speed
A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance
The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, heads, end, work, day, time
The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, numbers
The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, forgetness
The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time
The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers, people
If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, problems, time
The amount of damage that a string of code can do is inversely proportional to the length of the string.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, people, authority, numbers, work
The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, value
The quality of workmanship of any given object is inversely proportional to how well it works.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, quality
One's willingness to do something is inversely proportional to: a) the need for it to be done, b) the number of people who are relying on that person to do it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, people, numbers, need
A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, boredom
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, complexity
The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war