If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work
All mails except the most important one, which was sent way before, will find their way into your inbox.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
The rate of instrument failure/breakdown is inversely proportional to the ease of finding a repairman.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about haven, nothing, day
Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, thinking
When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, perfection
Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, bad luck, heart, bad, life
When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man
I find this proposed amendment very, very, very, very shocking. And immoral, and, you know, if civil disobedience is the way to go about change, then I think a lot of people will be going to San Francisco.Quote by Rosie O'Donnell about change, people
It must not be forgotten in fairness to the National Government that apartheid is not just a policy of oppression but an attempt in my opinion an attempt doomed to failure to find an alternative to a policy of racial integration which is fair to...Quote by Harry Oppenheimer about nation, opinion, magic, failure
After an eternity of seeking the sudden threshold of seeing and finding leaves one filled with a strange paradox of ecstasy and grief. I was born to see.Quote by Joy Page about eternity, sadness
For what is it to be blind, but to find safety in the darkness and to become the spouse of habit whose name is ignorance.Quote by Joy Page about safety, habits, blind, ignorance, name