A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).Quote by Edward A. Murphy
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rightness, haven, work
Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, bankers, computers, pain
You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, books
Anything that is not firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, duty
When dealing with the public try to look unimportant, They may go and find someone else to ask that stupid question to.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, question, public
You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell
If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking: somebody is still missing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, idea, good, good luck
Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing
It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things