The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, weather, numbers, bad luck, bad, people
The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need
The absurdity of the suggestion is directly proportional to the distance from the bedside.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people
The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about flight, time
A conductor's hearing loss is directly proportional to how many percussionists are started each year.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal, is directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, difficulties, chance, people
The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, being, time
The squeakiness of floorboards is directly proportional to the need to remain unnoticed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
The dreams which reveal the supernatural are promises and messages that God sends us directly: they are nothing but His angels, His ministering spirits, who usually appear to us when we are in a great predicament.Quote by Paracelsus about dream, god, nothing
I had the honor of speaking with Asimov. The album ended up being something not directly related to Asimov, but related instead to the concept of the power of robotics.Quote by Alan Parsons about power, being
The functions of the family in a highly differentiated society are not to be interpreted as functions directly on behalf of the society, but on behalf of personality.Quote by Talcott Parsons about family, society, personality
All creatures are united to God alone in an immediate union. They depend essentially and directly upon Him. Being all alike equally impotent, they cannot be in reciprocal dependence upon one another.Quote by Nicolas Malebranche about god, union, being
Our soul is not united to our body in the ordinary sense of these terms. It is immediately and directly united to God alone.Quote by Nicolas Malebranche about soul, common sense, sense, body, god
Straight-away the ideas flow in upon me, directly from God, and not only do I see distinct themes in my mind's eye, but they are clothed in the right forms, harmonies, and orchestration.Quote by Johannes Brahms about music, mind, rightness, god