There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty.Quote by Joseph Addison about beauty, soul, nothing
January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.Quote by Michael Caine
The European Union, which is not directly responsible to voters, provides an irresistible opportunity for European elites to seize power in order to impose their own vision on a newly socially regimented Europe.Quote by Maggie Gallagher about vision, union, chance, order, power
Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly. It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.Quote by Henry Ford about wealth, happiness
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.Quote by Alfred Hitchcock about film, human imperfections
The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, numbers, beauty
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face
When working on a motor vehicle engine, any tool dropped will land directly under the center of the engine.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, tools
The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, speed
The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance
The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, forgetness
The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers, people
The survivability of a system is directly proportional to the price of the cooling system applied to it and inversely proportional to the amount of use it sees.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use
A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, boredom
Proximity factor: The need for relief is directly related to the distance of the relief station.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, need
Failure of plan A will directly affect your ability to carry out plan B.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, failure, ability
The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer, is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, numbers, law, being
The number of years on the job is directly proportional to your waist line.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, numbers