All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, nature
With age all BP shooters will have large nipples that sag.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, age, olderness
All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, ability
There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work
Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad luck, real estate, bad
If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad
The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things
After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end
In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, numbers
All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, lie