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Cowboys and boys who ice.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, city, money

Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man

Cowboys should never invite their horse into the Brides bedroom, see above.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, humor, common sense, sense

One flat bed trailer loaded with armed cowboys really can depose Castro on Friday, Sadam.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The game of Cowboys and al Qaeda has never been played.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, games

A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, speed, numbers, light

Modern day cowboys really don’t roll their own, think about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, day

Modern day cowboys really do yell, YAHOO DOT COM.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, day

Don’t ever kiss another cowboys horse, he will not like it and they tend to kick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, kiss

Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother

All cowboys like to gamble, even when they know they can’t win.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

An RV transporting 6 cowboys and their equipment to an annual CAS meet is really an RT - Rolling Thunder.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cowboys who wear a shot shell, bra belt also know all the Broadway show tunes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother

If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate

All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate