Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, infinite
Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory
When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, univers, commerce, memory
Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, univers
If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, univers, memory
If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, moment
No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, good, good luck
The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, speed
Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, impossible, end
The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will protect a twenty cent fuse by blowing first.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, power, being