The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, change, need
In today's fast-moving tech environment, it is a requirement that we forget more than we learn.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, fasting
It is simple to make something complex, and complex to make it simple.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
Multi-million pound technology is worthless in the hands of morons.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, chance, time
No matter how clever and complete your research is, there is always someone who knows more.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, intelligence, research
The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, idea, people
The more knowledge you gained, the less certain you are of it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, knowledge
The repairman fixes your machine to break down the next day and charges for a new machine.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, day
The repairman will have never seen a model quite like yours before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory
The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, value
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, complexity
Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, problems
A 'debugged' program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers