You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman.Quote by James Joyce about woman
Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.Quote by Franz Kafka about woman
When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.Quote by Frederike Ryder about woman
Woman never sees what you have done for her, she sees only what you haven't done.Quote by Georges Courteline about woman
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman
Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman