The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads
The quality of workmanship of any given object is inversely proportional to how well it works.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, quality
Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade, time
Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, face
If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, animals
Tasting suspected drugs works - but only on TV or in the movies.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, drugs
Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home
The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need
When you are convinced everything works just fine you are overlooking something.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
Everyone tries to talk you out of going to college. The consensus being that people are just gonna forget about you, you know, and that's the way the business works.Quote by Larisa Oleynik about teaching, affair, being, people
A child does not notice the greatness and the beauty of nature and the splendor of God in his works.Quote by Rudolf Otto about children, greatness, beauty, nature, god
My wife works for Jim Belushi. I've got to know him real well. I've got to know Aykroyd too. They're both really good guys.Quote by Brad Paisley about wife, real estate, good, good luck
That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways.Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about things, love
There's an institution here called the National Sound Archive, and there's a character who works there, Paul Wilson. He takes a very special interest in the history of the music and advised Martin Davidson of the existence of these tapes.Quote by Evan Parker about existence, interest, character, history, music
It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any...Quote by Trey Parker about things
Other times, when there's a real relationship, when the interview becomes conversational, intimate, when you get the impression you're eavesdropping that's when it works.Quote by Michael Parkinson about time, real estate
Fort Leavenworth is in fact no fort, being without defensive works, except two block-houses.Quote by Francis Parkman about being