A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).Quote by Edward A. Murphy
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, complexity
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, heads, end, work, day, time
Investment in software reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, reliability, error
The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, people, bad
No man is an island, until it comes to paying the bills.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, man
You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, books
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, mistake, enemies
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about experience, need
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, wife, work, time
Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, experience, need
Assume every female between 6 and 106 is pregnant until proven otherwise.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, time
Assume that all field personnel are idiots until their actions prove your assumption.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Always assume that any Physician found at the scene of an emergency is a Gynecologist, until proven otherwise.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine