You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell
Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she has to get out do turn them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time
If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The conductor had explicitly given a speech about turning them off the day before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day
If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about action, enemies, law
A man who walks through the turnstiles backwards going to Bangkok.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man
Many people are in the dark when it comes to money, and I'm going to turn on the lights.Quote by Suze Orman about people, dark, money
Of course, the kind of support that Cuba could give us was very limited when it came to building up our army, since they didn't manufacture armaments in the quantities that we required. So we turned to Algeria and the Soviet Union for support.Quote by Daniel Ortega about war, union
The really tricky parts turned out to be the details of manipulating cards, chip stacks and multiple pots in 3 dimensions.Quote by Tim Page
The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.Quote by Satchel Paige about opinion, immortality, change
Two of my biggest heroes as songwriters are Roger Miller and Buck Owens. They wrote about the problems we face, but there was always an amusing turn of phrase or a chuckle.Quote by Brad Paisley about problems, face
You know, my family stood for something that they believed in, and I wasn't about to turn my back on them.Quote by Rafael Palmeiro about family
Beauty fades, l I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about beauty, good, good luck
I've been on jobs where there's that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour.Quote by Joe Pantoliano about work, actors, good, good luck
It has turned up the heat a bit to now give out an Oscar to a full-length animated feature. I think everyone was more relaxed before.Quote by Nick Park about opinion