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When you get the paper, it will be out of toner.

When you get the paper, it will be out of toner.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper...

The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120 page report by evening.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

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