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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor, god

An American of the present day reading his Sunday newspaper in a state of lazy collapse is one of the most perfect symbols of the triumph of quantity over quality that the world has yet seen.

Quote by Irving Babbitt about quality, present, americans, state, perfection, day, world

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

Quote by Russell Baker about bad luck, bad

If I'm published in Vogue, say, or in The New York Times Sunday magazine, once it disappears from the beauty salons and doctors' offices, it's gone forever.

Quote by Michael Chabon about beauty

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion...

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

Quote by Bill Gates about religion, time

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up...

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.

Quote by Adam Garcia about irony

All I need is an apple in my mouth and serve me on Sunday.

All I need is an apple in my mouth and serve me on Sunday.

Quote by Mahalia Jackson about need

People listening to me Sunday nights ought to be in...

People listening to me Sunday nights ought to be in church; it's a bad time.

Quote by Mahalia Jackson about bad luck, bad, time, people

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray...

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night

The sewing machine light usually burns out on Sunday.

The sewing machine light usually burns out on Sunday.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living whatever they sing is better than to know and if men should not hear them men are old may my mind stroll about hungry and fearless and thirsty and supple and even...

Quote by Edward Coke about recollection, man, smile, sky, bad, old, olderness, heart, mind, rightness

The Weekend of Man Oh, boy, it's Friday. The world will never end. Oh, God, it's Sunday. Where did all the time go? Lines of Thought by an Unknown Author

Quote by Mark Amend about time, thinking, god, end, world, man

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