A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, old, olderness
Failure is not an option, it's included with the software.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time
After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use, people
Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rightness, haven, work
Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, water
Investment in software reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, reliability, error
After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end
Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about dance, day
We really need it because Microsoft keeps releasing sloppier and sloppier software that needs a faster and faster machine, the speed is crazy.Quote by Ken Olsen about computers, speed, need
I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say, a silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.Quote by Roy Orbison about opinion, dream, magic, fall, night, eyes
Honest men are the soft easy cushions on which knaves repose and fatten.Quote by Thomas Otway about honesty, man
Screen rotation is a combination of software and hardware that allows you to change a monitor between portrait and landscape modes.Quote by Robert Patterson about computers, change
I grew up in Texas, but that was 20 years ago. Last year, in Fort Worth, they had hail the size of softballs. We're seeing more and more powerful storms, of all types, almost on a biblical level.Quote by Bill Paxton
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.Quote by Norman Vincent Peale about mistery, christmas, magic, world
Our love of what is beautiful does not lead to extravagance, our love of the things of the mind does not make us soft.Quote by Pericles about love, mind, things