Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is Boomer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, dark
The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated on your day off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, day
If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: when animals are ready, when you're not.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, animals, nature
No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it when exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film
Riding shotgun does not mean you shoot the tires of non-yielding vehicles.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Ear plugs will be instantly remembered after the first report of a 26+ round stage shot inside a small building.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, being, work
If the last shot for a clean match is a mandatory knock down, when hit, it will never go down.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you are winning the match with a stock Ruger and ahead by. 25sec. , on the last shot the hammer will always slip.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad
All cowboys who wear a shot shell, bra belt also know all the Broadway show tunes.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother
The only time an easy shot can be called easy is after it’s been hit.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time
Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, spring, dark, need
When the players are up against the main enemy, they will instantaneously kill him with one lucky shot.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies