Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.Quote by James Joyce about home
Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, people
If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fall
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, air
Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration ofshit.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, time
The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper gets.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The short cuts are always under construction by the post engineers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need
The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little to short to reach a good hold.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, good, good luck
Your snorkel is always that inch to short when it comes down to taking a dive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, children, bad luck, bad, day
A base closure is a pretty usable thing, it'll present a long-term opportunity as well as a short-term problem, everybody right now is making plans.Quote by Frank O'Hara about chance, present, rightness, things
She said it had been hijacked shortly after takeoff, by this time, the plane had been in the air again, I'm presuming that it took off on time for over an hour.Quote by Ted Olson about air, time