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Screws on a Marlin really can’t be over stressed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Screws on a Winchester that are over stressed will always strip out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about opinion, things

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'?

Quote by Drew Barrymore about drugs, actors

I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.

Quote by Kim Basinger about intuition, time, people

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.

Quote by Armand Assante

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Quote by Sean Connery about being

I think the whole thing is about getting it wrong, and misjudging everything and screwing up. Comedy essentially is about that.

Quote by Colin Firth about comedy, bad, things

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Quote by Molly Ivins about drinking, money

No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, perfection, things

A screw will never fit a nut.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem - a screw loose behind the keyboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error

If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, corruption

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, peace

Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, life

Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need

You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, man

If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking, sex, mind, people

The screwdriver of the correct size will be missing when it is needed to tighten a woodwind key.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.

Quote by Patrick Swayze about opinion, life