It's a very complicated song, Alfie. All I could remember was the first line. I'm glad I didn't have to do it.Quote by Mick Jagger
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.Quote by Samuel Johnson about birthday, humanity
When any calamity has been suffered the first thing to be remembered is, how much has been escaped.Quote by Samuel Johnson about things
If you can't remember, you left the film at home.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home, film
When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory
The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
Complain about the rations all you want, but just remember; they could very well be your last meal so better enjoy it!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
You always remember just one more thing you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, need, things
You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, end
Ear plugs will be instantly remembered after the first report of a 26+ round stage shot inside a small building.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, help, money
There are always two sides to a story - the way it really happened and the way mother remembers it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
When you are out of office, the most important of phone calls would be attended by the least concerned of your colleagues who wouldn't even care to ask who it was.. or wouldn't remember.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about writers, war, end
When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
I'm not a good choreographer I can't remember what I put down.Quote by Donald O'Connor about opinion, good, good luck