Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, destruction, civilization
A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, real estate
90% of a programmer errors come from data from other programmers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error