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Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Before I was a writer I was a computer programmer.

Quote by Lynn Abbey about writers

God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause.

Quote by Orson Scott about old, god

You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.

Quote by Bill Gates about generosity, world

After the War they started talking about contemporary musicians - I was 15 years old and followed the programmes passionately-the first things I heard by Webern and Schoenberg were about that time, just after the War.

Quote by Luc Ferrari about war, talking, old, olderness, things, time

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, destruction, civilization

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, complexity

A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure

A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, real estate

90% of a programmer errors come from data from other programmers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error

If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name, being

At least one name will be left off the concert programme.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name

I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer.

Quote by Robert Patterson about computers