Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, complexity
Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
A program generator creates programs that are more buggy than the program generator.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about haven, nothing, day
The humanitarian would, of course, have us meddle in foreign affairs as part of his program of world service.Quote by Irving Babbitt about world
Head Start is especially important to Latino children. Latino children make up more than one-third, 34 percent, of all those eligible for the program.Quote by Joe Baca about children, heads
The goal of the Head Start program is to give at-risk children all across our Nation a fair chance at succeeding in the educational system.Quote by Joe Baca about risk, purpose, heads, nation, chance, children
Michael Jordan and Magic and myself all learned how to play the game in college programs that emphasized the team.Quote by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar about magic, games
While the amateur ranks focus so much on the technical aspects (like jumps), the pros don't jump as much and focus more on artistry and entertaining. Therefore, their programs are not geared enough technically to really compete against the amateurs.Quote by Oksana Baiul about concentration
God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause.Quote by Orson Scott about old, god
You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.Quote by Bill Gates about generosity, world
After the War they started talking about contemporary musicians - I was 15 years old and followed the programmes passionately-the first things I heard by Webern and Schoenberg were about that time, just after the War.Quote by Luc Ferrari about war, talking, old, olderness, things, time
I did an eight-day program. They give you other medication that is not addicting, but it can take you down, because some people can have a heart attack.Quote by Melanie Griffith about attack, heart, day, people
I do enjoy a glass of red wine every now and then, but I can't any more because now my son's in the program. He's 17.Quote by Melanie Griffith about wine
Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, destruction, civilization