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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor, god

When I was a very small boy, my father was a plumber in a...

When I was a very small boy, my father was a plumber in a shipping yard, but then it transpired that he became a grocer.

Quote by Bill Forsyth about garden

Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do...

Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a copy of Publisher is a graphic designer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need

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